Total Medals Earned: 587 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,790 Points
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 8/27 (75/500 points)
Earn 1K gold.
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 4/21 (20/270 points)
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Steal a police car.
Steal a tank.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Enter Fury Mode.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (125/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times